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英汉互译的英语笑话翻译
编辑:北京译海腾飞翻译公司   发布时间:2018-06-28

1 "A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题。司机大叫起来,车也失去了控制,几乎撞上一辆公车,还上了便道,在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来。司机说:伙计,别再这么干了。你把我吓破胆了!乘客抱歉地说,我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样。司机说:对不起,也不全是你的错。今天是我第一天开出租,以前25年里我一直开殡葬车。”"

2 A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说:耶稣正在看着你。他照着手电看来看去,嘀咕着:到底是什么人在说话?这时,他看到桌子上有些钱,他又拿了。。。那声音又来了:耶稣正在看着 你。他躲到一个角落,想找 出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉,于是他问鹦鹉:是你在说话吗? 鹉承认了。 小贼说:你叫什么名字?”“摩西。小贼说:什么人给鸟取这种名字?鹦鹉回答:就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为耶稣的那个人啊。